10:59 PM
The Dr.Dre Show
The Dr.Dre Show
"Gyro is as gyro does
After talking to CBS chief Les Moonves, I got my own TV show son.
*LIVE FROM DETROIT. MICHIGAN IT'S...*
THE DR.DRE SHOW
*AND NOW YOUR HOST, DETROIT'S DOCTOR OF DOCTORATES DOCTOR DRE!*
Dr. Dre: "BRING IT! Welcome to the Dr. Dre show BIATCHES. This is the real deal, where me and my posse bring it down to y'all and help you solve all your problems ghetto style. Now welcome on to the stage, my posse: MC Killjoy, DJ MacDaddy, Beats MD and Mikestylin."
*applause*
Dr. Dre: "SHIT YEA! OH YEA! Let's bring on our first retard. He's 35 years old and is filthy rich. Why is this guy on the show? Because he is depressed y'all. Let's all cheer him up, what do you say?"
MC Killjoy: "I say we fuck him up"
Beats MD: "Modern nigga has gotta play street smarts y'all, we'll bust him up AFTER the show, when the cameras are off"
DJ MacDaddy:"Will that affect our reputation? If we be killing all our retarded guests, wouldn't that make us look bad?"
Mikestylin: "No matter, BRING ON THE BITCH!"
*A lanky, geeky looking guy, bearing striking similarity to Bill Gates walks on stage. Audience looks in astonishment how lanky the guy is*
Dr. Dre: "State your name! Retarded BITCH"
Frank: "Frank Alfred"
Mikestylin: "Frank Alfred, or should I call you lame ass whinge boy. Why are you here?"
Frank: "Because....I feel like I'm going to kill myself"
Dr. Dre: "Why is that, mo fo?"
Frank: "I shit the bed"
MC Killjoy: "YOU WHAT?"
Frank: "You heard me....I'm a lawyer, but I get really nervous before a trial. I'm scared of public speaking. I'm aware of the irony of appearing on a TV show, but I thought it was time to tackle my fears head on."
Dr.Dre: "Commendable. It really is. Tell us FRANK. Did you shit your pants last night?"
Frank: "......yes"
Dr.Dre: "Let me break it down, YOU ARE A DISGUSTING BED SHITTING ASS WIPE. Yo' aint got it yo. What kind of freak, shits while he's sleeping! We need to fix this problem ghetto style."
Mikestylin: "It's clear to us that you are being held down by the man. The system is keeping you down, you get what I'm saying? You need to DIVERSIFY your portfolio"
Frank: "I'm not following..."
MC Killjoy: "YOU SAYING YOU HAVEN'T SPREAD THE RISK OF YOUR INVESTMENTS BY INVESTING IN VARIOUS MARKETS RATHER THAN CONCENTRATE IN ONE? DID THE TECH STOCK CRASH TEACH YOU NOTHING?"
Frank: "What's this got to do with shitting my pants?"
Dr.Dre: "It's got to do with everything. My young bitch."
Beats MD: "See we did our research white boy. Your investment portfolio is trapped in the resources market....bad choice considering this global environment. We advice for you to try out other white collar stocks and DIVERSIFY"
Dr. Dre: "No doubt, hear the lyrical timing of our advice shitstain and you will be forever grateful."
Frank: "Oh God, you guys are just helping my wallet, not my problem"
Dr.Dre: "You do not appreciate our advice? Typical, my posse gives you sound and proven investment strategies and all you talk about is your ass? You gotta INTELLUCTALISE!"
Frank: "I'm so lost"
MC Killjoy: "You'r ass is gonna beat down, I didnt spend 15 years in prison without learning how to kick ass. Then you will appreciate brotha, your money is worth more than your shit."
Mikestylin: "With the money you could be earning, you could buy many more beds to replace your skidmarked beds. You are too short sighted, FO REAL"
Dr. Dre: "This problem has been SOLVED."
Frank: "No it hasn't..in fact"
DJ MacDaddy: "SHUT THE FUCK UP FOOL. I'M GONNA POP A CAP IN YOUR ASS"
Frank: "Why did I come on this show"
Dr. Dre: "YOU GOT OWNED, that concludes this show. Thankyou to my elite posse for bringing the lowdown on shithead here AIGHT"
Posse: "AIGHT"
Frank: "Oh Jesus, help me."
Dr. Dre: "So what have we learned here? We learned that anything can be solved with more money. A nigga got to know that, YEAH. Frank has a shitting problem. So what? Fan some money his way and it's all good. Feel the bling, biatches and macks bring in tight money. Word."
MC Killjoy: "Don't let illness keep you down from working hard. Even a retard like Frank can bring bling to the ghetto. Fo real."
Dr. Dre: "And that's the 411. Stay Tight y'all"
Written by JP #
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Saturday, November 05, 2005
10:59 PM
After talking to CBS chief Les Moonves, I got my own TV show son.
*LIVE FROM DETROIT. MICHIGAN IT'S...*
THE DR.DRE SHOW
*AND NOW YOUR HOST, DETROIT'S DOCTOR OF DOCTORATES DOCTOR DRE!*
Dr. Dre: "BRING IT! Welcome to the Dr. Dre show BIATCHES. This is the real deal, where me and my posse bring it down to y'all and help you solve all your problems ghetto style. Now welcome on to the stage, my posse: MC Killjoy, DJ MacDaddy, Beats MD and Mikestylin."
*applause*
Dr. Dre: "SHIT YEA! OH YEA! Let's bring on our first retard. He's 35 years old and is filthy rich. Why is this guy on the show? Because he is depressed y'all. Let's all cheer him up, what do you say?"
MC Killjoy: "I say we fuck him up"
Beats MD: "Modern nigga has gotta play street smarts y'all, we'll bust him up AFTER the show, when the cameras are off"
DJ MacDaddy:"Will that affect our reputation? If we be killing all our retarded guests, wouldn't that make us look bad?"
Mikestylin: "No matter, BRING ON THE BITCH!"
*A lanky, geeky looking guy, bearing striking similarity to Bill Gates walks on stage. Audience looks in astonishment how lanky the guy is*
Dr. Dre: "State your name! Retarded BITCH"
Frank: "Frank Alfred"
Mikestylin: "Frank Alfred, or should I call you lame ass whinge boy. Why are you here?"
Frank: "Because....I feel like I'm going to kill myself"
Dr. Dre: "Why is that, mo fo?"
Frank: "I shit the bed"
MC Killjoy: "YOU WHAT?"
Frank: "You heard me....I'm a lawyer, but I get really nervous before a trial. I'm scared of public speaking. I'm aware of the irony of appearing on a TV show, but I thought it was time to tackle my fears head on."
Dr.Dre: "Commendable. It really is. Tell us FRANK. Did you shit your pants last night?"
Frank: "......yes"
Dr.Dre: "Let me break it down, YOU ARE A DISGUSTING BED SHITTING ASS WIPE. Yo' aint got it yo. What kind of freak, shits while he's sleeping! We need to fix this problem ghetto style."
Mikestylin: "It's clear to us that you are being held down by the man. The system is keeping you down, you get what I'm saying? You need to DIVERSIFY your portfolio"
Frank: "I'm not following..."
MC Killjoy: "YOU SAYING YOU HAVEN'T SPREAD THE RISK OF YOUR INVESTMENTS BY INVESTING IN VARIOUS MARKETS RATHER THAN CONCENTRATE IN ONE? DID THE TECH STOCK CRASH TEACH YOU NOTHING?"
Frank: "What's this got to do with shitting my pants?"
Dr.Dre: "It's got to do with everything. My young bitch."
Beats MD: "See we did our research white boy. Your investment portfolio is trapped in the resources market....bad choice considering this global environment. We advice for you to try out other white collar stocks and DIVERSIFY"
Dr. Dre: "No doubt, hear the lyrical timing of our advice shitstain and you will be forever grateful."
Frank: "Oh God, you guys are just helping my wallet, not my problem"
Dr.Dre: "You do not appreciate our advice? Typical, my posse gives you sound and proven investment strategies and all you talk about is your ass? You gotta INTELLUCTALISE!"
Frank: "I'm so lost"
MC Killjoy: "You'r ass is gonna beat down, I didnt spend 15 years in prison without learning how to kick ass. Then you will appreciate brotha, your money is worth more than your shit."
Mikestylin: "With the money you could be earning, you could buy many more beds to replace your skidmarked beds. You are too short sighted, FO REAL"
Dr. Dre: "This problem has been SOLVED."
Frank: "No it hasn't..in fact"
DJ MacDaddy: "SHUT THE FUCK UP FOOL. I'M GONNA POP A CAP IN YOUR ASS"
Frank: "Why did I come on this show"
Dr. Dre: "YOU GOT OWNED, that concludes this show. Thankyou to my elite posse for bringing the lowdown on shithead here AIGHT"
Posse: "AIGHT"
Frank: "Oh Jesus, help me."
Dr. Dre: "So what have we learned here? We learned that anything can be solved with more money. A nigga got to know that, YEAH. Frank has a shitting problem. So what? Fan some money his way and it's all good. Feel the bling, biatches and macks bring in tight money. Word."
MC Killjoy: "Don't let illness keep you down from working hard. Even a retard like Frank can bring bling to the ghetto. Fo real."
Dr. Dre: "And that's the 411. Stay Tight y'all"
Written by JP #
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Fit for a king and a hero's cuz
Capitalize on this stylin start
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Grab that gyro, spank it's ass
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Wring its neck, dun let it peck
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Gyro and all things that spin are part of the backbone of civilisation. Some people have devoted their entire lives to master the art of spin such as leg spinners and circus performers.
It is no surprise that Gyros all over the world have been held in high regard. Now we await for the return of The Great Spinning One!
Nobody will be spared! We must prepare for the arrival by harnessing the power of monkeys and enslaving the evil clowns-folk...
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